OK, I have loads of these and now it is time to share. Some I have looked up and some have been sent to me in emails over the years. I am not a lawyer and these laws are for humorous purposes and I do not know if there are still on the books or not.

Lets see what Georgia has on the books:

All citizens must own a rake (Acworth)- This way if there ever is a yard emergency - EVERYONE can be of assistance.

All sex toys are banned - But by god you MUST have a rake!

You may not get drunk on “The Bus” - In Georgia, they prefer you drive home yourself

Alabama slingshots may not be used in the city limits - If you own a Georgia slingshot, Fire Away!

Blow guns are not allowed to be used within the city limits - 9mm though, different story.

No one may tease an idiot -  Can tease the heck out of everyone else though. Be careful of people within the city limits.

It is illegal for one to make a disturbing sound at a fair  - NO farting at the fair!